My Zombie Hamster by Havelock McCreely

Author:Havelock McCreely [McCreely, Havelock]
Language: eng
Format: epub, mobi
ISBN: 978-1-60684-492-2
Publisher: EgmontUSA
Published: 2014-07-07T16:00:00+00:00

SUNDAY, JANUARY 19

9:00 a.m. So. First night slept in the wild.

How was it? I hear you ask. Well, it was pretty uncomfortable, thank you. The ground was lumpy no matter what position I tried to lie in. It was freezing cold despite our portable heaters, and Calvin, we all discovered, talked in his sleep. Really talked. Full-on conversations with someone called Binky.

We asked him the next morning who Binky was, and he looked confused and said the only Binky he knew of was Binky the clown, the mass-murdering children’s entertainer in a horror novel he swiped from his dad’s room.

I thought back to some of those conversations we overheard.

“I can’t do it,” Calvin had said. “Binky, don’t make me. They’re my friends.”

And “What hammer, Binky? You put one in my bag? Why would you do that?”

And, of course, how could I forget, “Who’s annoying you, Binky? Matt?” A pause, while Calvin must have been listening to his dear friend Binky, the murderous clown. “How can you even suggest that, Binky? I couldn’t do that!”

Needless to say, we’ve all been a lot nicer to Calvin today.

He’s been smiling a lot, though, which leads me to suspect some foul play. But I really don’t think it’s worth the risk finding out the truth, do you?

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